You know how lots of comedians are dishonest for a laugh? They say what they think people want to hear because it’s safe and will produce a few well-timed laughs? Insert joke about grocery cart with a wobbly wheel, airline food, the Kardashians, Justin Bieber, whatever low hanging fruit that we’re all eating at the…

I think it’s safe to say Suarez, Ronaldo, and Messi are not going to be able to be purchased for 90M in a world where that’s the price you actually get Higuain for instead.

Those are not swimsuits.

He’s a junior!

Berman also gets a one hour documentary from ESPN next month...why, God, why?

I don’t think Roof should be executed.

You don’t get the show.

YOU DON’T GET THE SHOW! *GONG*

No, but Matt Cassel really would like to know the answer to this as well.

Counterpoint: Russel Wilson, Tom Brady, Adriwnne Peterson, Barry Sanders.

Point taken. The previous year, they had Demarco Murray and he led the league in rushing too. Last year they had no running back and no qb. They had the same o-line all 3 years, so apparently the qb and the running back DO make a difference

I was thinking more “ChristMMAs Elf”

Right? And expecting to get free labor is somehow not entitlement...?

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Speaking as a white male feminist who voted for Hillary, I can tell you with confidence that the left side of the Democratic party is actively pushing white males to the Republican party. They’re being sent very clear signals that they are not wanted, so they are naturally leaving to the other half of our two-party…

Isolationism typically is. I’m scared.

It’s an excellent article.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Gotta love how Cohn took over the room by repeatedly insisting that Kaepernick took over the room.

Exactly.... like I think Barry said yesterday, the Chargers claim they have never given either, and of course they haven’t because they haven’t drafted in the top 5 in the current CBA..... They are trying to pretend the rules are the same for the 20th pick as the 3rd, and the rest of the NFL doesn’t agree with them.