He can spend more time baking now.

Jason Garret has offered to donate his backbone, since he rarely uses his.

Poor take. You can have issues with the government but still respect the country

Don’t think of it as EA. Think of it as Respawn, the developer of the amazing CoD4 Modern Warfare.

fra-gi-le must be italian

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

He probably says it that way on purpose so nobody would confuse him as a grown man that spends waking hours contemplating pokemon...s.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

Do we not like him? I like him.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance...” - Manziel, after hearing the news

Seems weird an obese guy named “Skeeter” isn’t from Florida already...

Well Tom, there’s always Wall Street.

Christ, what a fat pussy.

I have a feeling he’ll find a way to overcome this relatively small obstacle in his path.

“I just really wish folks would take time to really understand how it works,” ... He said before continuing ... “We are supposed to be able to do what we want, an y’all need to just shut up and take it.”

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Maybe the bag that killed him, WAS the good bag, and stopped this asshole from killing someone.