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Deadspin has has created a culture where writers sexually assault themselves.

After Durant signed the contract, Joe Lacob proceeded to have sex with it.

Couldn’t ARod’s contract basically fund the entire minor leagues?

More than $5 at Taco Bell? I can’t begin to comprehend that amount diarrhea......

Why would a catcher not wear a nutcup ? When your behind the plate wear it and when you bat take it out and give it to the German soccer coach to sniff.

Dolan allowing people to make sound basketball decisions is a sign of the impending apocalypse

You would be hard pressed to find someone under 24 on the Cavs. Other than the Spurs I don’t think there are many older teams.

I love the photo. ARod looks excited to do it but Jeter has the face “ But who’s gonna eat my ass while I do it?

What really makes the mood is the knowledge that the cameraman is a registered sex offender.

It’s a real shame because she has accomplished so much that in this phase of her life people give her awards and reflect on all she has done. She will not be able to comprehend all this and that is truly tragic. Thank you Pat Summitt for all you did for basketball. You are legend.

Why does no one post the exact names of the hangers on that enable Manziel?We cant do anything to them but a good public shaming may help the situation.

This trade is why Durant will stay in OKC and why GSW will pay Harrison freaking Barnes way to much money.

My money’s on the Hoboken Squat Cobbler

The question on everyone’s minds is what kind of sex Dan Gilbert will have with the trophy?

I’m thinking Nick Swardson from Grown Ups 2

You have to take into account that literally 10 guys picked each draft actually provide concrete production and maybe that many actually stay in the league. With the one and done culture most of these players need years of development more akin to baseballs minor league system. In the NFL a first round pick is

Let me know when training camp starts for the NFL. Futbol is a cute sport for those mafia and nationalist riots but the real men slam their heads against heads and not balls.

Everyone keeps saying they should get Durant in the offseason. I truly think Al Horford would mesh better in their system. Durant is a better player but Horford could solve a lot of their post play issues while keeping the flow of their perimeter game.

Actually I find the parasites and bacteria in Chipotle burrito bowls to be quite slimming.

Socialism is an ideology and not a functional way of government because those in charge of such a system would have to be incorruptible which is never the case.