Lol billionaires dont run for president

I can hear tumblr having a communal aneurism.

Not being able to act is a prerequisite for being on a cw show

The tone of surprise in these situations always bothers me xD

So there were no opening credits.  The theme song was completely absent. Lord help me. Lord can you hear me, im going through it.  That theme song is prolly decades old now.   Omitted.

Wait..... i thought we were still riding high off of the past superbowl. Eagles victory parade, eagles victory riots, tom brady in photo trying to catch a ball with his hands closed. This particular site promised to relive those photos throughout the year but has fallen short on that promise.

Ugh that cats knowing look bothers me.  I hate it when cats look at you like theyre about to say something.  Cats cant speak english, so they should stop looking like theyre about to speak english.

I read that people who give animals people names have higher respect for people than someone who uses something like fluffy.

Sorry, if you have a friend whos cats name is sadie, thats on you.  If you dont put your foot down theyll never learn.

Koreans also eat dog though, its just not as popular these days

Webster changed the meaning of the word literally to figuratively, they are not reliable these days.  If people start saying racist means "balloon animal" webster will add it to their dictionary

Its not so much the meanings of words that are important these days, its about how many likes/responds/retweets the comments get and how many subscribers the person has

This in breaKing news:  asian writer definitely not racist, still asshole

Chinese eat anything

Omg he was the biggest and best contributor to the mcu. We have to suffer becuz disney doesnt know how to hire or retain an employee.

anime intros are 1 minute. This is falling into the just plain montage category

Is the problem really finding out what she said, or is it that the royal family has to approve what she said first.

Oh sure, but prince charles is darling.  Get a grip. 

How da fuq r u taking the royal family's side?  Everyone knows how publicity works and everyone is cashing in, especially the royal family.  Is it even a real marriage... who knows.  For all we know harry is ashamed that he really fell in love with a thai lady boy, and is using this as a cover up.

I dont think embarassing royalty counts.  Im giving it my approval.