Have you seen the featurette where it's the full 2-3 minutes of TJ improving dozens of things old people like? It's amazing

"New York Values™"

No One Cares About Your Boner

I don't know why they call it Both! They should have named it Coldth

Ok but can I fvck the protocol droids?

It was really funny to see bands like Slipknot get brought up in front of a bunch of 12 year old girls who just wanted to scream about Justin Timberlake

*Throws pen, removes jacket, screams at someone off camera while storming off the set.*

He saved that kid the shame of owning that hat when he got old enough to know what was going on

Ok… That WAS cool……

We should go to Jamaica

Is joke

You're lucky because of all the money you save on hair products.

8 Crazy Nights is also fun. And I remember liking Big Daddy as a kid, and I still love Me Deeds and 50 First Dates. Like, yeah, dude has spent pretty much this whole decade wrecking his reputation but let's not get carried away

You ever see that gif of Chuck Berry dying today?

… Is it bad they I want to see the gif?

DOKI DOKI PANIC 2!

Mind control is more revelatory than invisibility.

No need, they're getting thrown into the bay for Sinko anyway.

It definitely is made in China

The proportions in that image are ghastly