I ain't afraid of no women!

Which of course is all a subsidiary of The Sheinhardt Wig Corporation

I choose to ignore the non-Sam-Jackson parts of the prequels.

I'd like to see Godzilla stop fighting Superman because he said the name "Mothma"

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The whole thing probably would have been more effective if everyone in the world didn't know what Godzilla looked like already.

They're clearly not fit for this job!

That "nameless grunt" is named Captain Needa. They couldn't sell his toy if he didn't have a name!

"I'm so dense!" -George Lucas

Wasn't the whole point of the spin-offs to allow structurally and tonally different movies to be made in the Star Was universe?

Obviously

Tom Hardy looks way too grizzled to be Bond. Even moreso than Craig

This is actually Zack Snyder's disqus account

Woaaaaah Jon Hamm as Felix would be great

And yet they keep letting Adam Sandler make movies

They offered him 100 million to sign on for 2 more movies and he told them to shove it, essentially.

That lady from Against Me for Bond

*suddenly, the light on the red phone that directly connects Adam Sandler to Netflix headquarters illuminates*

Either your numbers are very confusingly placed or that younger should be "older". I'm too lazy to Google and find out which

Daughter dies of poisoning directly off the coast. Doesn't turn around and go "wtf mate?"