I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

Gloria indeed found the real deal; someone he can’t deny knowing. This is not only groping, harassment, and unwanted sexual attention - but also hiring and workplace discrimination.

Howard Stern is a recognized “shock jock”. It’s literally his job to say those things, and he’s been lambasted for them literally his entire career. It’s just REALLY old news now so we don’t hear about it.

People have been angry about Stern for decades. He has a show you have to pay for so eh. I can at least live my life without having to hear him.

I honestly don’t know what I’d do in that situation. I’m sorry.

I lost it with my parents the other night because they kept saying that both sides are lying and neither is fit to be president. They’re voting Johnson, but it really doesn’t matter since we live in a bright red state. 

Personally, I can’t wait for Kellyanne Conway to jump ship.

She admitted that he did spend money in Cuba yesterday, but then tried to say she didn’t know what that actually meant. I’m wondering if she’ll get straight up fired.

I was up at 3:30am this morning because I couldn’t sleep. I an so sick about Trump and the fact that I know people who are voting for him. I unfriended my cousin’s piece of shit husband who basically likes to argue black people get themselves shot and Trump is better than Hillary. I’m done being fucking civil to these…

Well, you know, of course, that anyone who appears in Playboy is inherently untrustworthy;

He wants to distract from yesterday’s breaking news about his “foundation” operating illegally, and his illegal trading with Cuba.

Let’s get some things straight...

The best/worst/most predictable part of this is that she wasn’t even in a sex tape — she just posed topless for Playboy.

I understand that he has words, the best words. I don’t know, maybe someone pointed him towards thesaurus.com?

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

my worst Miss U.

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public?

I never believed Armisin was portraying a transgender woman in that sketch, just playing a woman. Both leads of the show play opposite genders in different characters. Did others have a different take on this?

I enjoyed the vaping episode, and the one where they made fun of Nashville and Austin.

If you don’t take the Portland part to heart and look at it as a broader takedown of “hipsters” it’s enjoyable.

If you can laugh at yourself, that is.

Part of being a youth-oriented culture is that we in the United States are very uncomfortable with earnestness, because it is so often associated with callowness and inexperience. Once you are mature enough to “understand how things work” you will of course adopt an attitude of cynicism and ironic detachment.