I’m so glad that you know everyone’s reasoning for why they choose to commute and exercise the way they do. Also, thanks for saving the planet single-handedly with your bike-riding! We really do owe you one!

If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

I fucking hate this man.

Guys, I think we got played.

The “free press” in this case has been as shameful since 2002 and their let’s invade Iraq George Bush dick riding. Pathetic and let me suggest, unpatriotic on an epic scale.

So, which is worse? Talking to bike guys in the bike store, or talking to guitar guys in a guitar store?

It wouldn’t disqualify him. I can’t imagine there'd be anything in there to convince even 2 percent of his likely voters to go for Clinton.

You know what’s frustrating?

I just never would have expected it of him. Sam Bee and John Oliver are terrific, but they should be terrific. Seth Meyers is the milquetoast former Weekend Update guy who got one of the most baffling promotions ever, but he’s putting it to good use.

Back when I was convinced that this country would NEVER elect a loudmouth, stupid, clueless, stupid, racist, stupid, bloated, stupid, lying, stupid man, everything was fine.

I feel oppressed and with a sense of impending doom also.

Seth Meyers has been on it this entire election. He, Sam Bee, and John Oliver are getting me through this.

I might have to start DVRing a couple of shows to see what’s doing with him.

*hug*

No, it’s not just you and I live in another country, so...

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

Meanwhile, on Seth Meyers...

Good to see Jay Leno’s awful legacy is in equally shitty, fucked-up hands.

Fallon is an idiot.