Evolution not revolution.

I love how Android allows me the freedom to look like a Winamp skin from 1998.

Shoehorned buzzphrases suck.

Eh I don't know if you've actually held a 5C, but the plastic back is definitely not shitty. It feels great in the hand.

...so the jeweler’s shop is better because it's more pretentious?

The author never claims this was a review.

You seem upset.

The City of Vancouver won’t allow me to use Uber (for my own safety, of course), so $0.

I'm going to wear all my gens at the same time. An Apple Watch sleeve will still be cheaper than a good tattoo sleeve.

Alright, if you’re not a troll then you’re just ignorant.

Design has never been the strong point of any flavor of Android.

The AoE event sucked. Ultron is only in it for like 2 pages.

Terrible trolling. -1/10.

You are seriously disconnected from what makes a product good if you're basing your decisions on specs and price.

The butthurt is hilarious.

Spreading intimidate content for profit is wrong.

Please don’t take what I’m about to say as an insult, because it genuinely isn’t, but that fact that you’re complaining about hardware specs and “innovation” on a tech blog shows just how disconnected you are from what actually makes Apple popular.

3/10 troll harder.

Why was it shit?