Tipping and circumcision. Red alert!

Steve Jobs invented HTML 5, of course it just works with Safari!!

Oh it's real, and that isn't the only one. They did like 4 more animals.

The Apple Watch launched in limited quantities.

This will surely please the 3% of users running Android 5.

Because nobody would care if it was a Samsung phone. What would you rather see, a Ferrari or a Honda Civic crash?

I agree. Samsung by far has the more effective ads.

I've played the AC games over the years, and have never really found any of them to be actually... fun. They feel like a bunch of systems mashed together.

You guys all noticed the big WETA in the top right corner, right?

After reading about it online for years, I still have no idea what SXSW is.

Name checks out.

This is a good thing for him, just need to be quick to rake in that sweet Kickstarter money.

Didn't The Forest "restart" aka took the money and ran?

I suck at StarCraft.

You're trolling right? This is trolling? Tell me this is trolling.

Because Giz.

1. If you can't learn to charge your smartwatch at night like you currently do with your phone, then that's a problem with you. 18 hours of normal use is more than enough.

The only thing that can transcend time and space is love!!! - Catwoman.

It's a smartwatch, not a watch. I eagerly await your "my $15 Timex lasts a year" rebuttal, to which I preemptively counter with "A smartwatch is a fully featured companion to your smartphone and wallet replacement, while your Timex simply tells the time".

I'm about to go 3deep5me.... But this is what the elite do to us 99%ers everyday. #banksy#edgy