And here my first thought was that I really ought to recognize the style and that everyone would know the artist but me.

I have the wierdest boner right now.

“Women are tired of being lumped into one group,” said Madeline Deluca, a 67-year-old retiree from Staten Island. “All women [against Trump] who read Fifty Shades of Gray, who listen to rap music, Hollywood stars who sexualize themselves in movies—they’re hypocrites.”

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

Omg shut up

Stop being a cartoon.

This rings true to me. I work with a lot of military people. One of them is great: kind, generous, funny. But also a fundamentalist, really really right wing, somewhat in to conspiracy theories. I refuse to bring up politics because some things you can’t unlearn.

What part of the country are you in (if I may)? We’re in a suburb of DC and the ratio is the other way, which gladdens me. I like my neighbors, this means I still can.

Hi fellow Murderino!

That’s the trauma talking. You did the best thing. You came into contact with evil and survived.

Bring back disemvoweling!

SO WHO WAS PHONE?!!??

And what kind of husband would continue to support his father-in-law in this situation?! Ivanka is surrounded by terrible, terrible men.

This shit is headed for a “ripped from the headlines” episode of SVU. Mark my words.

I think everyone kind of wishes, deep down, that Obama was their dad.