I have an African Grey called Ruddy Bird. He copies noises that will get attention. Most birds do, that’s why they copy doorbells, the phone, the microwave and so on - they understand that certain noises get attention.

The so-called “Master Race”

“Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.” - Abraham Lincoln

“ ... she keeps the location of her daughter’s grave a secret to protect her from Nazis.”

I’m sorry, but this idea is absolutely horseshit.

THANK YOU. Huntsville, AL kid here to say the cousin-fucker jokes are tired. Blue dots worked our asses off to defeat this monster. I’m elated and enjoying hope for the first time in a year. Yeah, Moore should have lost in a landslide— but he LOST. We WON. A Democrat is representing our state. Congratulations to all…

This is very reminiscent of 2010, when a Republican won Ted Kennedy’s old seat in the Democratic stronghold of MA. Plus, it makes Trump look fuckin’ weak. Were I a Republican, I’d be getting ready to bite the pillow, because it looks like the Dems are going in dry in 2018.

Ok you fuckers, I’m gonna rant on you all. You make fun of the state I live in constantly. And even now you whine about the margin. Do you shitheads know how hard it is to take this state away from the rednecks? From the rural crazies?

So, now he’s piss-poor?

He is just so, so, so fucking stupid. There really aren’t any other words for it. He is just colossally, monumentally stupid.

It’s a crime to lie about it to the FBI and Congressional committees, and to ask the head of the FBI to drop the investigation, then fire him when he doesn’t.

Annnd noone cares about your pc masterbating race. People like you feel the need to point that out only tells me you got nothing else going for you in life other than.... a pc

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

*sigh*

This is like eating a mediocre chicken sandwich at a restaurant and then demanding you also be allowed to eat the beaks and feathers.

These people have less in common with Jesus Christ than I do - and I’m an atheist.

You know that scene in Frozen where you find out that Hans is actually a terrible person? It’s not that Hans all of a sudden turned into a terrible person. It’s that he was a terrible person and you just found out about it now. It’s the Villain Reveal Scene. Well put that scene on an endless loop.

The FCC Votes to Abandon Rural and Low-Income Americans Idiot Trump Voters.

Oh no, does this mean San Diego is going to have to address the homeless problem for real rather than throw plastic bags at it now, too?!