In before the debate even gets started.

Flat-Earthers are stupid, sure... but you realize that they do believe in mountains, right?

Congratulations, #MAGAts. You’ll never be able to wash the shitstain of treason off of yourselves. I just wish you all could be stripped of your citizenship and deported.

So, basically Trump is like the person in high school who goes and tells the gossip of a friend to the “cool kids”he’s trying to impress. So, now his friend hates him and the cool kids he’s trying to impress still talk shit about him behind his back. But, he thinks he’s like totally IN with the cool kids. I mean they…

“Christianity” today is not a religion, it is an ideology. The characters of jesus, the god of abraham, the virgin mother et al are vehicles for impotent thinkers to be told what to do by two millenia of men who are robbing them while pretending there is some kind of existential soul-saving going on. It’s a pyramid…

I’m with everyone else, but understand your point of view.

I’m sorry.

This is​ the greatest GIF in the history of giffing.

From TNR:

Here for it. Justice defending Liberty is such a great visual. Someone create a comic.

What the fuck are you doing with your life if you are a “premium member” to a Bill O’Reilly website? He was on nightly, for fuck’s sake. What could he holding back for his premium members.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

A plurality of white women voted for Trump. This is solely white women’s problem not a problem all women have.

I am a survivor and I will always be a survivor. I will never get to know what my life would have been like had I not been raped. So, yeah, he can carry that for the rest of his life, just like she will carry what he did to her for the rest of her life.

Lol society failed a gifted, popular athlete with an extremely bright future and a massive multi million dollar contract? Yeah, he drew a really bad hand. If only there was something society could have done for him. More adulation, more opportunities! None of this was his fault. /s

Testicle size.

Is the marble there as a paperweight or a recommended brain size for membership?

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.