Torch ? Have you been spending just way too much time at that little place right off South Blackstone down in Fresno ? Be careful bruh, that shit can get pretty tricky pretty damn fast, dude. Werd.

This is just so way totally worse than that time TheSixers bet hell outa GoldenState by -3 points during the regular seson, right ? I’mma sure Steph Curry’s nice little wifey will have some nice Tweets to make us all nub them like we usta, too, right ? How’bout Fuk Dat Snit, bizznatch ? Werd.

Ah Raphael—-Where you are now, I once was. Where I am now, you may never be. I have been exactly where these pictures were taken and I have a Chevy Silverado 1500 1/2 Ton AND an extra 5-gallon gas can. You might considering investing in one iffn you plan to go Baja-ing in that lonely neighborhood any time in the near…

Is it Friday everyday where you are ? That woulds be so way cool, right ?

Nope. The people that he victimized live on with the knowledge that they were victimized & abused by him without anyone coming forward to stop the abuse. You are worse than a fool. Enjoy whatever you want assclown.

How do you find these things, anyway ?

+10 for the Weird Al version. Don’t need any drug-addicted old white woman pedophile music before breakfast, anyway.

Shoulda seen this coming after the way TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState months ago, right Tim ? Yea—Totally that. Tim ?? ;-D

“I yam what I yam & that’s all that I yam.” -#1 Major Yam Fan-

Did you ever wonder just why Bobby McFerrin stopped performing this ? I’mma pretty sure I know why Bob Marley did, though. Totally.

I personally don’t disagree w/ that, but I can guarantee that there are plenty of random people here that will. No explanation necessary for me.

I don’t even pretend to know, but I have the distinct feeling that some knowledgeable & helpful random person here in The Kinja Dome will be able to cite enough sourced comments that we will both be way sorry that we even mentioned it. Totally way. (I’mma thinkin’ like 90%+ maybe?)

Senoras Y Senoras !!! Lebron James !! Sin palabras !!!

Should we fail to mention that this is EVEN BIGGER than that time TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState by -3 ?? Tim hates that. Really.

This is just so way totally somehow EVEN BETTER than that one time that TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState, right Tim ? Right ? Tim ?? ;-D

Yea BABY !! Settle back with a fine lady & some Colt 45. & BE Billy Dee Williams!

Exactly. These are the same fuckers that brought you ‘Hillbilly Heroin’, so you know it’s OK ! Met a new meme-ster today Fred & he sent me some King Crimson, too. Haven’t heard Court of The Crimson King for years.

You can tell this is a safely regulated medication because the disclaimer takes up the w hole commercial, right ? Totally that. Always. Yup.

I personally wouldn’t even begin to know what they sell in a Target, but iffn you’re in the market for dicks you’re gonna need a very large container of them to satisfy the commenting public here tonight. At least the dick eating ones, anyway, right ? Do they heat them up in the store ?

Slow internet better than none at all. Just post slow-jam memes tonight, right ? Gots any Barry White in that traveling meme-bag buddy ?