Big-rig style exhausts like on The Little Red Wagon woulds be KILLER BITCHIN BRO !!!! It’s got a HEMI !!! (Joe Dirt’s weekend ride here?)

Nah. Old recycled posts still makes everyone crazy. D /?

Needs a chrome bug deflector though ?

Holy Shitsnacks-You can haul the w hole Village People Racing Team in that !

Math is tough.

‘It’s got a Hemi’ -Joe Dirt-

Automatic transmission mustangs have no place in a civilized society such as ours. When will our ineffective government legislators in Washington, D.C. enact the regulatory measures needed to protect all of us from these automatic transmission mustangs ? They are just made to kill us all.

Did they use a digital tire pressure gauge on the plane’s tires ? That would upset everyone if they didn’t, right ? I bet this random crazy guy had at least one in his gray satchel & that’s why he gripped it so tightly. I personally would’ve been seriously pissed if stupids interrupted the beverage service, though.…

+10 for any Simpsons referenced comment. Always.

If this represents any facet of current ‘Amish culture’ then I’ve gotta just say No. Thank you very not. Much.

And This: Is any random person that is actively drinking urine, either their own or someone else’s, even going care about a blog article denoting the presence of bacteria in that urine ? Just don’t drink urine people. Nope.

People suck. Then they die. But before they die they usually leave some smaller suckier people behind to remind all of us of them. It’s called humanity by some.

Exactly the same, but different. As is obvious to even the casual observer. Werd.

An ode to the perpetual perfidiousness of personality ? Put this essay away for 5 or ten years. Then reread it. Iffn you don’t lol your ass off ask for a full refund. Lather, rinse, repeat. Life is the living.

ESPENIS. Stephen A Smith. Hot take bullshit. Period.

Mud Sh—Sh—Sh Shark!! The MudShark Dancing Lesson !! It’s sweeping the ocean people !! Know The Truth !!

The way things are now they’d probably burn through that $40mil in a Homecoming weekend, too.

Can you even begin to imagine the carnage if that rock was fully automatic ?

Stranger Danger in The FZ Kitchen ? Nuthin’ coulds be stranger, right ?

‘Have you heard the good news ? Jeebus can save your soul today!’

‘Have you heard the good news ? Jeebus can save your soul today!’