Well at least it won’t snow on ya . Unless you’re goin’ to Colorado.

Well at least it won’t snow on ya . Unless you’re goin’ to Colorado.

Long, short, or intermediate ?

Long, short, or intermediate ?

Time for another road-trip already buddy ? La-la-la-la-laaaaaaa!!

Time for another road-trip already buddy ? La-la-la-la-laaaaaaa!!

Your colleague is so way obviously eaten up w/ the dumbass, too!

No fear here precious snowflake baby boy. You sure are sorry though, as is your weak ass comment. I didn’t break shit & iffn I ‘lashed out’ at you & your sissy bizznatch millennials you woulds truly know it. Totally way.

By exactly what metric ? Cheese heading ? Not even. Just nope.

BING CROSBY INNOCENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is his name Jordan Sargent ? Is he a gayfish ? The one guy that I know that hads a Miata was gay as hell, but at least he has a personalized MYOFB license plate on it, so he had that goin’ fer him, which was nice, too.

Yea—but the post was about a drop-top FC RX-7, albeit not a well-kept Turbo II, so that was just another gratuitous #JalopnikTruther post, right ? Totally way.

12. They haven’t even been the same since that ignominious time when TheSixers beat hell outa them by -3. Just ask Tim. Totally that. Werd.

The King is gone—but he’s not forgotten. I guess whupin’ up on yer girlfriend is a w hole easier than pile-drivin’ Richard Belzer these days anyway, right ? Weak. Sad, too.

Yes. Nope. Kinda maybe ?

And don’t forget to pre-order the NEW TESLA DIGITAL TIRE PRESSURE GAUGE !!! Get it NOW—Before it’s OLDS !!! HURRY !!! LIMITED SUPPLY !!

Way back inna day when I was in U.S. Army jump school, some of those 1st gyrene pogues were in our class & they were top notch pussies & even fell out of the first PT run on the first day! That was WAY back inna 19 and 72! Looks like nuthin’ much has changed, right ? gyrenes are pussies! Period.

Will that little Millennial no-eating shit prick Jordan Sargent eat at least one of these fuckin’ muffins ?? Iffn that little shit ain’t eatin’ ‘em—I ain’t either!! Period. Werd.

BooCoo dank memes—But no sketchy hooning. When they get some sketchy hooning goin’-Call me, OK ? #AllBoutTheSketchyHooning

Old Skool love for The ShitHook here !! Fuk Da Russians. Period !

She should just Fuck T-rumpf right in the pussy, right ? Totes way.

Something something something smarter than the average bear Booboo !

Fuk Dat Snit— Dey Dun Gots Strayt Up Punkd !! Werd. Now evrbuddy gones ta see hoe TheSixers beat hell outa dem, too. Totes Way bruh.