Dude. Have you ever been to Kansas ?

At least he didn’t go all Draymond Green & punch him in the sack, ya know ? Now that’s a dick move. Totally that.

Damn ! i thought they were announcing a new Cars & Coffee Special Limited Edition. Guaranteed to get a step ahead of the competition—And random pedeadstrians, too. Ford is really stepping up here, now. Run !!!

Good day for Hamilton = Rough day for Nico. Nico, Nooooooooooo !

They were the first band to vomit in the bar & find the distance to the stage too far, so this socially conscious thing is doubly impressive here, imo. Moar !!!

Damn ! Just watching the video of that crash made my head hurt. Godspeed & be well Josef & Conor. Live to race another (sunny) day.

Suspension or not, it was still a dick move on Draymond’s part. Again. Still.

Obviously they will have totally tricked-out fake steering wheels just like the ones on current cars. It’ll be a status thing like $500 celebrity sports star shoes. All flash—No function. Except Teslas & that’ll be just a steering wheel & no car at all. The future will be very confusing.

Who needs a bat flip when you can just jack your dong ? It just takes an old-timer longer to jack that dong, right ?

So is he gonna jump the shark with the F12tdf, or nuke the fridge with the 250 GT ? Or BOTH ?? I’m ready for some totally sketchy Ferrari hooning.

Damn Tim, did TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState AGAIN ? Weird, right ?

This is just like that time Tim told everybody that TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState, right ?

Isn’t that exactly what burner accounts are for ? Just askin’, ya know ?

Counterpoint: Mike Fahey thinks Warcraft is a good movie vs. Jason Schreier thinks Warcraft is a not good movie. Conflicted ?

I woulds gladly suck Adele’s dick 24/7 366; and that’s a promise !! Werd.

I had totally planned on having my gurl crew over for a team vagina steaming, some carafes of shiraz & dancin’ around to Tegan & Sara (Boyfriend!); Then I realized that I don’t have a gurl crew, any carafes, or an actual vagina. Damn. Oh well—Happy Saturday with T & S & plastic cups of shiraz people !!

Ray & Dave Davies fist-fighting backstage became a rock-n-roll classic story and set the bar pretty high for later rock-star backstage battles.

Totally blew my mind when Breaking Bad ended w/ this one. Didn’t EVEN see that coming.

+10 for The Kinks. Always. Stand close by Bette Davis. Always.

SRV 4 EVA !!!