Tough crowd today, eh $kay ? #JalopnikTruthers Sheeeesh! Thanx $kay.

FACT: Said so the other day.

Iffn you REALLY want to have your mind blown—-Just conceptualize how awesomely epic the giant Overwatch section at LEGOLAND coulds be !!!!!

The media love DerCheetoKing. Good love. Strong love. The media has the best love for DerCheetoKing. DonnieT-rumpf will be the best for the media. Strong love. The best strong media love. Millions of $$’s strong love. Media love. Best strong T-rumpf love ever. Better love than The Apprentice love ! Nubby fingered love.

On the other hand and in all fairness, don’t ALL the Michelle Greggs of the world deserve to suffer just a little bit for this terribly tragic crime against humanity ? Err, crime against gorillity. Aw shit people, never mind anyway. Whatevs.

+10 for any Simpsons referenced comment !! Always.

w/ future bitcoins ?

Where’s the epic sketchy hooning ? Weren’t we promised epic sketchy hooning ? Damn.

Neil couldn’t make it because he’s prepping for his next World Tour. Werd.

Ol’ Skool—-Nu Skool—-Same old Rock Rules ?!?!

Not actually talking—Just txt-ing—Or sending subliminal thought messages. Whatevs the newest tech of the day is, anyway!

“After much reflection and prayer”..........To whom exactly do these administrative cumstains pray ? Cthulhu fer shitsakes ?? Doesn’t Cthulhu have some special incantations for rape cover-ups in college football ?

O.J. in the back & A.C. driving ? Must be a reality TV recreation here. Unless that isn’t really O.J. in that Nevada prison cell ?? Woooooah !

Cannoli ? Maybe ?

Old-Skool Rules !!

Of all places ? Where else do they run Top Fuel dragsters besides NHRA anyway ? Not exactly the home of sketchy hooning, unless you count the burnout pit & 300+mph in less than 4 seconds as sketchy hooning, right ?

Werd.

I had some problems w/ bullies—’till I grabbed one in the shithouse one day & gave him a major pseudo-swirly & he screamed like a baby-girl. I gots 3 days suspension & it was worth it. No mo bully probs !

I had some problems w/ bullies—’till I grabbed one in the shithouse one day & gave him a major pseudo-swirly & he…

Isn’t that Whoopie Goldberg’s old line from Law & Order C I ? Yea, I thought so. Sabine is it & the rest of the show sucks balls. Boring. As. Shit.

Much as I predicted yesterday—Jumped the shark & sucked the balls. All the “Top Gear rules!” comments were wasted & don’t bother to make more.