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Most people never listen to the words to this one & never realize it’s a scathing indictment of the unending wars America seems to be so fond of!

Most people never listen to the words to this one & never realize it’s a scathing indictment of the unending wars

Ummmm, me ? Get a cup of coffee & give yer foot a push—Just you & the Pygmy Pony over by that dental-floss bush Fred ! Always !!

Ummmm, me ? Get a cup of coffee & give yer foot a push—Just you & the Pygmy Pony over by that dental-floss bush Fred

A true ( ! ) “light bulb” moment there ? Yer old buddy knotironic was also talkin’ whiny baby shit about yer posts last night. So many whiny baby-bizznatches here lately! Jealousy rears it’s ugly head once again. Period. Music Time yet ?

A true ( ! ) “light bulb” moment there ? Yer old buddy knotironic was also talkin’ whiny baby shit about yer posts

Que all the lesbian cartoon fish questions maybe because lesbian cartoon fish are always The Best, right ? Can probably do w/out any throat shoving, though.

Got any music for a fine Memorial Day holiday, buddy ?

Got any music for a fine Memorial Day holiday, buddy ?

Live & learn, young man. Drive another day.

Lots of problems on pit road today at Indy ? Bad spotter info—Heard one calling “Clear, clear” when it clearly wasn’t. Multi-million $$ oooopsy !

Kinja-Deals just keep blowing you mind these days ? Follow them onna Twitter ?

Kinja-Deals just keep blowing you mind these days ? Follow them onna Twitter ?

Like I said fuckface—Fittish isn’t Gawker. Iffn you’ve got any dick you better spit it out, ‘cause it sure isn’t yours. A joke is only a joke when it’s funny. Bike racers gettin’ put inna coma doesn’t qualify—-Except on Gawker thread . Nice try, but a major fail. Weak. Sad, too. Epic fail, babycakes.

Iffn this had happened like 12 years or so ago he might just have a CART to carry those big balls around in. Totally way too bad about that, though.

Where’s the goat ?

Werd.

Epic. Werd.

Say you, say me ?

Cool, but it woulds have been kinda nice iffn you tolds us all exactly what each car was, right ? C’mon Pat—-Do a job, dude !

Most boring infield ever. Weak. Sad, too. Go down to Talladega for the next race & show us some REAL ‘Murican racing infield partying Steph !?!?

The Jordan Sargent Lawnmower Marching Band Dancers here ?? June Taylor woulds SO approve of this !!

Debby Boone will be SO way excited by this totally epic special offer !!

Debby Boone will be SO way excited by this totally epic special offer !!

Jeebus Burney—-WTF ever happened to all that Fuk Da Warriors shit you & Tim were talkin’ a couple short posts ago, dude ? Obsequious disingenuousness much, dude ? Weak. Sad, too.

RIP Bryce. Live hard—-Die hard. And young, too. Always that. Way.