Big Spotty Giraffey Bizznatch gots a lotta neck to proteckt !! 1 Werd. Yo.

Represent. Werd.

In motion, no less. Had to do something w/ all the money I saved by not buying one of those expensive digital tire-pressure gauges, right ?

Charles has been all in there ever since that time TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState, ‘cause he’s a Sixers dude. Always has been, always will be.

That ride actually looks like a lot of fucks. A w hole bunch of fucks, all haphazardly placed into a small dumpster-sized package conveniently having 4 wheels for increased mobility. Just fuck. Dat. Snit. Werd.

#DeadspinTruthersRule !!

Are you on drugs ? Does a ‘63 Pontiac Tempest have positraction. & an independent rear suspension ?

fuk dis. fuk dat. all dat. jus fuk. yo? ;-)

On the other hand, how many architects are as awesome as Frank Lloyd Wright ?

Nah. They still teach plenty of crap in high-school, although most people can’t read the writing on the wall anymore.

I personally highly enjoy balloons—But #JalopnikTruthers have found them to be dangerously environmentally unsound $kay ! Please cease & desist before further action is taken! (lol)

#BlackLivesMatter —Them just don’t count so good. -Mike Wilbon-

+10 for any Simpsons referenced comment. Always.

I once saw a defendant who had just received a 1-year sentence tell the judge “Shoot, I can do that standing on my head.”

This is just like that time when TheSixers beat hell outa GoldenState, right? Exactly the same, butt different.

I thank them by both burping AND farting in bacon-flavored joy. Simultaneously. Repeatedly. Always. Forever. Bacon-Mmmmmmm!

That is SOME pig.

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

Weren’t there any cat videos to post today, ‘cause this is some way weak shit here. A random dude flips a fuckin’ water bottle & random people go apeshit ? Not exactly like Serena Williams threatening to kill some ballboy, or some such shit.

Because nothing is worse than being fat, uncomfortable, AND bored, right ?