I casually watch soccer, and all I had to do was read a few articles weeks ago to get a feel for the fact that Neymar was actually going to leave.

3-for-13 in 27 minutes? The Lakers sold out Staples every night with fans seeing Kobe do that on a daily basis in his final years.

What makes it even worse is that this is literally the only thing he does for Deadspin. So not only is their resident soccer expert focusing almost all his analytical efforts on one player, but he’s not even right about that player.

Official stats, if you want them: Iverson is 3-for-13 with six points in 27 minutes over three games.

Billy, two weeks ago: There’s no way Neymar leaves

That’s mean of them. How are we supposed to spread the Gospel of Manual Transmission if we refuse to convert the heathens?

If only he was a white quarterback with a nickname, then he could just sign 5000 autographs for fre... damn, almost got that out without cracking... NCAA plays favorites and likes nothing more than taking down players willing to take them on publicly.

It all starts with Weddings. Women are sold the idea of weddings being the ultimate semi-public performance of their value, and then it branches off into all these secondary and tertiary events: bridal showers, engagement parties, bachelorette parties, anniversaries, baby showers, gender reveals, and purity balls…

I loved this piece. And I think bachelorette parties are part of a larger, overall trend of constant performance of one’s life events. I think some women are so desperate to replicate what we see in the media, so they throw ridiculous parties because thats what we “should” do. I’ve been wondering a lot lately about…

I don’t think this is an instance of the racial background of the attendees. It’s an instance of some people are overbearing and anal in different groups of friends. I find it weird when anyone needs to throw that in there just because. That is your experience not mine or others, if people keep doing that when it…

yea the reason author couldn’t enjoy bachelorette party is because she’s the type of person to write an article like this.

I think SO MUCH of this comes down to over-planning and/or having way overblown expectations. See also: New Year’s Eve. A friend of mine recently planned a bachelorette weekend for a bride she was friends with and since it didn’t go exactly according to plan (a plan which was in the bride’s head and likely looked like…

A few thoughts on this, some may be shitty...

New Uber feature, you get a ride and a show. Uber XXX

/Looks around

Stop giving Uber money, you dipshits. It’s not like we don’t all already know just how vile the company is. Fuck.

Really, this must have been LeBron’s dream outcome from the very beginning of his return to Cleveland:

mmmhmm that is extra crispy right there

Come on people, this is embarrassing.

If he was, Jozy Altidore wouldn’t pass to him anyway.