Anyone who says esports aren’t real sports should take a look at these documents. Just as much exploitive bullshit as the big four sports leagues!

“If my employer doesn’t treat me like shit they’ll go out of business!”

Senate Democrats are a bunch of worthless shitheels?

Even if it was “your people”, would it really be worth it to argue over fine details of language on one of the rare occasions when a white billionaire is willing to come out in support of protests by a beleaguered minority community? If you’d rather have sports PR departments stick to generic non-statements in regards…

People are always like, “But Tiger’s a jerk!” However, what we’ve learned in the past 5 years is that everyone else in the tournament circuit is an even bigger jerk, and charmless ones at that.

Topologically speaking, a straw is a coffee cup.

Forget all that, just remember this: Jordan has 10 scoring titles. That puts him in pretty rare company: Babe Ruth lead baseball in home runs in 10 seasons. Wayne Gretzy led the NHL in points 11 times. That’s pretty much it.

Oh, look, another piece of the Congress is a Bunch of Shitbirds Acts, also known as “all of them”.

It depends on the year. There aren’t always this many good QBs to draft, and even promising QBs flake out at a pretty high rates - whereas running backs tend to be known quantities. So I can totally buy a team picking an RB in the top four sometimes. Maybe not this one, but sometimes.

Are you kidding? He’s the Chilean Greg Louganis.

Steven Seagal’s martial arts skills are widely acknowledged to be a joke.

My editor: Celebrity Apprentice isn’t scripted.

Once they canned Harvey Weinstein there wasn’t really any reason to hold people to them.

Basically, telling Goodman he can go eat a dick would be a waste of a perfectly good penis.

Raise your hand if you can’t take hormonal birth control because you’ve had a stroke, you’re at risk for blood clots, it messes with your head, or any other health related reason!

Why wouldn’t MLS be okay with it? It’s not like he would have forgotten to pay them off or anything.

It’s not booze, it’s golf getting more popular as a spectator sport and people who are brought up with less of a sense of decorum coming to tournaments.

Obvious conclusion is that he’s not big enough of a star to be worth taking down...

The Prince Albert story I have is that he hit on her at the same event she also got hit on by a very drunk Gerard Depardieu.

If he decides to parlay this into a career as a sports agent after this (not all that far fetched), the experience is potentially way more valuable than whatever money he gave up (which isn’t necessarily much).