My editor: Celebrity Apprentice isn’t scripted.

Once they canned Harvey Weinstein there wasn’t really any reason to hold people to them.

Basically, telling Goodman he can go eat a dick would be a waste of a perfectly good penis.

Raise your hand if you can’t take hormonal birth control because you’ve had a stroke, you’re at risk for blood clots, it messes with your head, or any other health related reason!

Why wouldn’t MLS be okay with it? It’s not like he would have forgotten to pay them off or anything.

It’s not booze, it’s golf getting more popular as a spectator sport and people who are brought up with less of a sense of decorum coming to tournaments.

Obvious conclusion is that he’s not big enough of a star to be worth taking down...

The Prince Albert story I have is that he hit on her at the same event she also got hit on by a very drunk Gerard Depardieu.

If he decides to parlay this into a career as a sports agent after this (not all that far fetched), the experience is potentially way more valuable than whatever money he gave up (which isn’t necessarily much).

The GOP has no principles to self-destruct over. They would endorse gay atheist Communism if it meant they could keep their guns and white hoods.

Where was this shit for black South Africans in the 1940s-1980s? As a matter of fact, where is this shit for black South Africans living with violence today?

I think the response they were hoping for was “Haha, domestic violence is funny when it happens to black people!”

Bruno Mars is an interesting case because he reminds me of the old saying about Elvis (“A white guy who could sound black”). Bruno Mars is – I won’t say “a white guy” because that would involve a very loaded debate – a Not Black guy that can look Black. Only difference being that, unlike Elvis, he can’t as easily…

I think it’s the casual Friday equivalent of brownshirts, but IDK.

It’s a British soccer meme, but I wouldn’t expect you to know anything about that.

I don’t want to hear any more shit about Raiders fans. I also don’t want to hear any more shit about how Europe has so much more stuff figured out than the US.

Of course he did it. But “not guilty” was still the correct verdict, because the (deeply racist) LAPD and the (corrupt) DA’s office tainted all the evidence and testimony against him. They wouldn’t have done a goddamned thing differently if he were innocent and everybody knew it.

All of those guns are property of the Swiss state, because every adult male in Switzerland between 18 and 34 are sworn members of the Swiss reserve military. I’d totally be supportive of laws confiscating all semi-automatic rifles by the federal government, mandating regular military training and preparedness for gun…

James is not a DJ at all. He’s the guy the venue pays to pretend to play a playlist someone else put on so suckers show up.

People, stop buying canned beer.