It’s trying to escape his face.

Two words. Nose-hair Trimmer.

He referenced his own romantic experiences in a lab setting and how they were “disruptive to the science”

jfc, his nose hair is sticking an inch outside his nostril. Dude, no ladies in the lab were falling in love with you and they were crying because they were scared of your goblin teeth.

With the prize money you think he would have done something about those teeth.

Good lord, I'm not particularly litigious but I'd sue the fuck out of that bakery. You do not screw around with allergies.

Not my cake disaster but I was witness to this as a plus one at a wedding. Couple orders gluten free cake because best man has Celiac (we know this because the table tents said in lieu of favors they were donating to several charities including one having to due with Celiac disease in honor of the best man). Bakery…

you useless cunts know why.

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

Man, how do all these people in the comments not know about Gucci Mane?!

He and Jennifer Lawrence are tied for “Closest that a human can get to being a puppy while still retaining extremely attractive human form.”

I really love that everyone’s favorite new flinty-eyed beefy hero is kind of a doofus. <3

Must be a ghost, since there’s no image there.

I’m someone who’s really tried to go the non-anti-perspirant route, even though research on the safety of antiperspirants is pretty up in the air tbh, but when it’s not the dead of winter I just can’t do it. I hate having visible sweat on my clothes, smelly or otherwise.

I’m someone who’s really tried to go the non-anti-perspirant route, even though research on the safety of…

If the NSA leaks have taught us anything, it’s that modern phones can be tracked whether they’re on or not, if the authorities feel like doing so. The battery can be taken out, unless it’s one of the new ones that can’t be opened.

Editorial pettiness at its finest. The best part was misspelling Rihanna while claiming to be a “Rhianna site.”

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I'm right there with you. The posting of the video is bad enough but there's something about the haircuttng that's really perverse and sinister. The poor child.

I just read through the comments section of the Tacoma Stories link and someone fairly close to the situation said that her father had threatened to put her up for adoption. If this is true, coupled with the hair cutting off incident, it paints a picture of an abuser who should be in jail.

Exactly. A bullied child needs their home to be a safe space where they are loved and supported, otherwise they feel like they have nothing and no one.