Maybe with a wide belt?

HEY we have the same body.

Pretty much. My go-to is: can of Minute Maid limeade, can of tequila, and 1 12 oz beer (nothing too hoppy or dark - usually a lager) dumped into a pitcher, stir, add ice, and consume. If I am feeling fancy, I will add salt or a real lime wedge. There is a variation where you also add 12 oz of cherry-7-up but that just…

So, I just have a bit of a judgmental comment. It always confuses me when I see someone who dyes their hair an outrageous color, but wears not a stitch of makeup on their face. I think if you are going to go that bold, it’s absolutely has to be carried out with make-up as well or else the face just gets completely…

Screw that! Run and never look back.

Yeah, not to be pedantic but I think there’s some confusion on what satire actually is here. Satire is meant to shame society into improving itself? You made a great point in questioning who is the target of this supposed satire?

This. I used to make appointments with the owner of a new salon. She cut my hair PERFECTLY. But one day, I showed up to my appointment, and there was some other woman waiting to cut my hair. Apparently the owner had an emergency.

My next appointment, I again, requested the stylist by name, was warned she costs extra,…

I loved loved loved that line.

“You are the ugliest Mark yet.”

Yes to the honor thing. I’m going to go all, “get off my lawn” for a second here and say that Brides seem very entitled. When you get married you are paying to throw a party and you are inviting people to join you to celebrate. All that is required is that they show up, preferably not drunk yet. That is their gift.…

Ok, I’ll play along. Who exactly is the target of this brilliant satire? People who publish long unfunny rants insulting women’s bodies and ragging on random pieces of clothing? Because that’s not really such a booming genre that the readers here (who I assume are mostly well-read people capable of understanding…

I’ve been commenting at least eight years and used to have a star. Now—gray. Whatever. Oh, and I’m an English professor, and if this post is supposed to be satire, it’s very weak satire. Very weak. Well-written, but badly executed.

I think - and I may be totally wrong - it was the intense descriptions of body types and just how all body types look horrible (short and busty? bad! tall and slim? bad!) in them that might have rubbed people the wrong way in the beginning, before they entertained the idea that it could be satire...

As a man I probably shouldn’t comment, but I will anyway. Wear what feels good on you and makes you feel comfortable/fashionable. It will always show through and go far and above whatever someone else’s idea of what a fashion ‘do’ is.

With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.

But is it satire? I don’t get the impression that the author is mocking people who hold the belief that people with certain body types should not be allowed to wear certain articles of clothing. Seems more like she honestly has these beliefs and she’s just trying to be snarky about it. Also, it’s just not very funny?

I wish the pictures were AFTER the Outcomes. Not because of some suspense or anything like that, but because I’d love to read what the think while I stare at their faces. Maybe I am weird.

I only get mad a yoga pants when people where them to work. That ain’t right. I don’t think maxi dresses are work appropriate, either, fwiw. But I think it’s the explicit body hate in this article that people are really mad about.

No, although I may have been on probation as a juvenile. Does that count?