I’ve got one friend with a Lifetime movie in her history: her parents divorced, each got a sex change, and got married to each other a second time.

Jesus! I’m so sorry. Loads of love to you. And ... you know... bullet dodged. Sounds like a lunatic.

Yeah like...I would never go to that shop again.

Well that’s my story too...minus the witness protection. Ok, also minus the marriage. Discovered fiancé was in a full blown other relationship through Instagram. Idiot must have thought he was safe as I didn’t have the app or an acct; he didn’t realize that anyone can see insta posts on the web-based version. Effed up…

I went through something similar and I can tell you that probably my lowest point was actually being diagnosed with PTSD. I was terrified of that diagnosis and I also didn’t really understand it at first.

I get that a lot of Christians are super judge-y, but if they haven’t show a judge-y side, then you’re the one being judge-y here.

I think the headphones would look weird. The crab is realistic looking, if you were getting headphones I feel like the crab would have looked better cartoony.

Small details can be really hard to do on a tattoo - the needles can only make so thin of a line before everything blurs together and looks terrible. You tattoo looks too small for it to work. Adorable, though.

First of all, I LOVE the tattoo. Those colours!! And the pattern on the shell! So fun and whimsical.

I am very impatiently waiting for the new episode of Orphan Black. IS IT TIME YET?!

Is 3.5 months too young to call a baby boy handsome? Because, seriously, your little one is a handsome little man! :)

Eat more pies and level up to the next size.

Keep trying different brands until you find one that fits you best! Women’s clothes (I’m assuming you’re a woman, I’m sorry if you’re not) have bullshit arbitrary sizes that can differ a LOT from brand to brand.

I think this is the least flattering of the makeovers - only because she is so lovely & the "Kim K" look hides her naturally luminous skin!

I would appreciate the lack of judgement calls on how much $40 means to her, which is nothing, as opposed to me, which is a week of groceries. It is alienating to those of us without such free budgets and distracting from the point, which is that her nails are trendy and pretty.

Yeah, I liked the "before" much more.

You do your own eyes so much better than they did!

I don't understand. You would need a personal assistant to help you do literally everything.

This is the perfect makeover.

They aren't allowed to drive. Catching these criminals is the problem.