I would hate to deliver a pizza to a house that promised "licky dogs" to be honest. I like dogs. I have a dog. But I don't want to be licked by ANY dog, particularly ones that aren't mine, and particularly if I have to pretend to be nice about it instead of pushing the dog off me like I'd want to. Maybe you didn't…

This sounds awesome. Really looking forward to it.

I totally did NOT miss your point, I just suggested that instead of getting offended over something not meant to offend, you not worry about the label on that stylish top and try it on. Since you've got an hourglass figure, throw a belt on the pregnancy top if you're worried about the cut of the stomach area. You'd…

Not at that price point. Matching stripesis expensive because it creates fabric wastage.

Would it be so bad to buy maternity clothes if they're cute and are flattering? I'm not plus-sized but I bought a maternity shirt at Target because it looked good on me. Next time, try the garment on. You might like it.

Something is really wrong with you. For starters, you lack empathy. You know what else? You're a horrible human being. That poor server has to TIP SHARE! You said it yourself. So not only did she not get a tip from you, she still had to tip out the hostess out of her own pocket. So she paid for the pleasure on waiting…

N0, I'm sure it's my fault.

I know that. I was joking back at you by calling you a whippersnapper.

French pedicures are the WORST! Just nasty. If the ends of your toenails are long enough that there is nail hanging off the meat of your toe, you need to trim those talons, not highlight them with white polish. Icky poo. It's even gross when the white part is painted on the nail that covers the toe.

And you're a rude little whippersnapper, aren't you?

Not hip bones because the other side is different. The...thing also has a dark, spiky tip. It looks like a huge dermal piercing.

That's not a hipbone. It doesn't match the other side for one thing.

Lol, I don't think Spacey was in on the joke beforehand cuz he looked pissed at some of the questions, especially the Spanx one. That was hilarious.

It's because people are so insanely judgmental when they join the conversation. Instead of just saying, "I only shower every other day because that's what works for me," they say, "If you shower every day you are a neurotic freak who is wasting water, ruining your skin, and harming your immune system. You're a…

Here ya go: http://www.laineygossip.com/Gwyneth-Paltro…

I agree. The only cravings I got during four pregnancies were for green beans and asparagus.

She was being interviewed on TV and said a lot more about how he was her true love and sent Justin to her to make up for him getting away. Or some such nonsense. I wondered at the time what the man's wife thought because it was a bit much.

You do not make the Diva cup sound appealing.

There are studies that say a daily COLD shower actually boosts your immune system, so I don't think there's definitive evidence that daily showers are bad for your immune system.

Twice a day, every day. I like to always be clean and fresh and I live in a hot and humid climate so I'm not skipping any showers.