Why would anyone take on these roles when George Hamilton and Arte Lange have already done it?

There’s nothing wrong with being 14. I really enjoyed it, and I’m sure you will too.

I’m gonna guess you’re 14.

You forgot a period. Worth every cent you earn, I see!

Dollaridoos are an Australian currency, I believe - in New Zealand, of course, they use pinchcocks. But yes, infinity pinchcocks will buy you a lot of assistant editors.

No, I understand what you’re saying, and tend to agree. It just doesn’t seem workable that those criteria could be inserted into these kind of awards.

As someone who has had to cut together hours and hours of footage of just this sort (not the Beatles though!), I’d like to have known how they synced all this up, whether it was slated, how it was slated, all that. Staggering your sound and picture reels, rolling sound all the time and camera when you think you can…

I submit as a counter argument Hasslehoff, David and Shatner, William.

Orson Welles just gets younger and younger.

Duh, Towering Inferno.

His moment in THE BLOB where he slowly registers that his daughter’s date is the same boy who was just apparently in his pharmacy buying condoms is priceless: “Ribbed!”

And he’s definitely not covered in fur, so that kinda narrows it down.

A whole movie of this? Hm. I may wait until they do a feature version of “A Toaster with a Face and a Hat.”

Talk about an under-used actor. Carpenter knew, and we who love Big Trouble in Little China and Prince of Darkness, we know. But nobody else seemed to pick it up.

That could have been a gold mine for several large American breweries, who could have filled their bottles from this stream and the only complaints from their regular customers would have been that the alcohol content was too high and it didn’t taste enough like watery runoff.

Constantly? I thought he just remarked on them once.

Halloween Kills didn’t do it?

I can just hear the voices of the officials watching this demonstration:

Is your wish for extra contempt based on Scorsese’s lack of reverence for superhero movies?

I’ll eat you at the station!