They’re reaching, reaching for ‘Hix Nix Sticks Pics,” but such an opportunity comes along rarely. This one is pretty good, though.

Or “major counter-hubbub.”

I can’t find it either, but that reminded me of another blackly comic favourite:

I’ve always loved this one:

Yes, parricide is a dreadful crime. (I assume you’re talking about The Shaggy Dog.)

Merlin Jones, the scrambled egghead! R.I.P.

Maybe you’ve hit on it: the new James Bond is an animated bear in a duffle coat. First film in this new series: Hard Stare.

You were thinking “Where’s the exit ramp?”

Some directors keep a very tight control over the trailers of their films, and I have a real feeling Anderson is one of those directors.

Craig sounds like an all right guy, and I’m sure he would sign your cast without hesitation.

“...and Curt Jurgens as The Kommandant”

Why would simply dying stop his spin doctors from doing their thing?

buuummMMMMM-GRAABBBAAAAAA!!!!!

Yeah they should hire Fundt Pauxide to play the part. Fundt would be perfect.

I need a burrito.

Who can’t do an accent like-a that?

I don’t think any little revelation in a movie, like who/what the killer is, counts as a “twist,” or is intended as one by the filmmakers. It’s just a new place the movie is going to as it progresses. So if you think of Malignant as an M. Night movie with a shocking revelation that upends everything you thought you…

There’s a very Comic Book Guy tone to this comment.

Their father, Cary, has quite a cachet too, don’t forget.

Had this been made, it probably would have been a Breakfast of Champions-level disaster. I’m a big Far Side fan and I like both Alan Rudolph’s Alan Rudolph movies (stuff like Trouble in Mind, The Moderns, Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle) and his non-Rudolph movies, including weird items like Endangered Species. So…