But he snorted his father, don’t forget.

Neither does a first-world country without universal heath care!

It’s trying to compete with that American rollercoaster thing from a few years back, The Decapitator.

I think it should be that their weapon is hugs.

I know what you’re saying about the before times. In retrospect, from a blinkered North American perspective at any rate, the 90s seem like such an innocent time - American political trauma revolved around blowjobs, for instance, and car chases happened in slow motion. That so much attention could be lavished on…

It’s extremely hard for me to watch. It’s just a black screen that says “The uploader has not made this video available in your country.”

Ah, thanks. When I read the bit about him “surviving” an attack where he is stabbed, that kind of pointed the way. I’m terrible at guessing twists and mostly don’t even try, but I remember seeing The Sixth Sense and simply assuming the whole time that we were supposed to know he was a dead ghost. When I realized it…

Spider-man fights a giant donut? what?

So his daughter is really just another side to his own personality, and also he was dead the whole time? Or does it all turn out to be happening in the head of John Malkovich? Or the doings of a filthy woods witch?

The man was really something. Sad to hear of his passing.

Kolchaction!

No one who worked so much with Paul Verhoeven could be an evil man! But yes, I know people who worked with Hauer too, and they said the same thing about his niceness.

The Burning is certainly no masterpiece, nor is it “the most frightening of all maniac films!” as the VHS box promised. And of course it’s tainted by that Weinstein stench - imagining old Harvey prowling his way through the young female cast is nausea-inducing. No wonder the “hero” is a wimpy little peeping tom played…

Ron Constipée.

Bob Dylan’s a lot of things, but a writer he ain’t.

You don’t need a process server to know which way the indictments blow.

This smells like a cover story. I think if Dylan had really had a fiancee named Sara, he would have written at least one song about her.

Yes, but how many movies use “pretending to talk on phone when it’s been unplugged” AND “running fingertips softly across waving stalks of wheat”? That’s innovation!

It’s also apt! He was cast because he was an actor whom the casting director suggested, so why even ask such a question?

As the guy Udo actually said this to, I’m always pleased to see it in print.