If you do get caught, just tell them that Pudding Angers Lotion says “Fish-fosh! There’s a boob for like, half a second, and if you prudes can’t take that, I recommend surgery to remove the hockey sticks from your asses! Have you not got a policy of hiring only adults at your company? Well then! I think your good…

Well he did say it bore repeating.

I am over 45 and I will not think that.

They should have called this movie My ‘Gina.

Surely to biscuits this trailer isn’t all that NSFW. Is the boss that offended by ladies kissing?

The Great 70s Matthau Action Trilogy is all great stuff: this, Charley Varrick and The Laughing Policeman. You could do worse than have a triple feature of those old boys!

You should see his movie “Rain the Color of Red With A Little Blue In It,” which is a remake of Purple Rain shot in Niger with Mdou in the Prince role. (There’s no word for purple in these Saharan languages, I guess.) It’s highly recommended, but don’t take my word for it - I found a review of the movie by none other…

I’d like to have seen Hüsker Dü, but I never got to either.

I would too. There must be books like that.

I once happened by a record store where Bob Mould and the other Sugar guys were sitting at a table signing copies of the newly-released first album. I didn’t have the money to buy it, but I got in line anyway, because in my bag I had a cassette tape on which my friend had Workbook and Black Sheets of Rain recorded,…

Also Kurt Russell predicted it in Executive Decision.

PS: It stinks!!!

This film will be a great modern triumph! But I thought the protagonist of Crimes of the Future was Adrian Tripod, director of the House of Skin.

I’ll allow it. If I came off overly critical, it’s probably because that sounds like something I’d have done myself.

The Brood is and will always remain the definitive divorce-horror picture.

Why on earth did you travel all the way to Europe (I’m assuming you went across the ocean, not, say, across the Bosporus) to stay for only three days?!? I hate to say it, but maybe your illness was the cosmos telling you to be a little more expansive in your trip planning.

Twitter was not required in order to believe the Ewoks were dumb. I was there, and our Twitter was the streets, man, and word traveled fast!

A dessert planet! That’s outrageous even for Lucas.

Why not Son of Ingagi? That one’s ripe for a remake.

Law & Order is using the Relic font!