I thought retired congressman John Dingell summed it up nicely:

just as Trump is a smart guy to dumb people, these images are retro for folks unaware of what old photographs really look like.

*shrugs* I thinks it’s cause leftwing modern orthodox tends to be fairly permissive when it comes to modesty. Like pants are allowed and they’re looser on the hem line, sleeve length, and collarbone rules and every sect is fuzzy on what’s considered too tight. ETA: in general modesty rules are fuzzier than people make…

I still can’t help but laugh at “real” Jews who have such scorn and disdain for “fake” or “converted” Jews.

See I feel the opposite, I HATED the Jess and Nick episodes, but love all storylines with Winston and CeCe and Schmidt. Always found them way funnier, and I liked Nick on his own originally but the overgrown manchild thing is a little old at this point

I like this show because I am basically Nick IRL but less funny.

We must all refuse. It’s that simple, people. We must refuse to take the tests and refuse to pay the fines. And it has to be all of us. We must all refuse.

This asshole just sent out the first big salvo necessary for ethnic cleansing and eugenics: Congressperson from Iowa, y’all.

The party of small government, y’all!

Again, it’s a pretty standard construction in the entertainment press. So go ahead and start calling twosomes twosomes. I’m sorry people won’t be as insulted as you hope.

“Mommy has two Outbacks.”

It’s what the choose NOT to release... (Russia, RNC, any other country besides the US basically)

Don’t be silly! It’s not like the gray/ungray dichotomy has anything to do with logic or reason or merit or cause and effect. It’s all about whims and random circumstance, plus a few mistakes here and there.

The judge took cues from the boy himself in making the unusual decision.

This is misleading. It’s not like three people fucked once and then fought over the custody of the ensuing child. In general usage, a threesome is an act; this was a relationship/combination of relationships.

I would just like to say that my Dad is called Kevin, and he is a thoroughly nice man.

Same, except I use Skyla (the IUD). I haven’t used anything more than the occasional “lite” tampon in 2 years and most months I just use regular underwear because I’ve been with my partner for almost 9 years and I just DGAF anymore. These kind of sound perfect for folks like us and yet I just haven’t pulled the…

I consider buying them every so often. I’m on Nexplanon so my period is like... spotty and weird, but never actually heavy enough to warrant tampon usage. I could use a pad, but I don’t. So I just use regular underwear, which yes I know sounds disgusting but I don’t care. So I figure this has to be like the same…

Breaking news: person who’s 95 years old looks like a 95-year-old.

Say what you want about the queen, but she looks fantastic in a uniform.