Summer sausage is my favorite food

This sounds like where I live in the South

I was once pregnant and delayed at BWI and most restaurants started running out of food. It sucked

Thanks for doing that. My son is a very good traveler but I always have to deal with the eyerolls and glares of assholes upon boarding (those people tend to be more rude and annoying than most of the children on flights I’ve been on)

I do tend to get a tiny bit stoned before I head to the airport. Flying makes me feel hungover anyway

I would have rage cried

I have flowy things with sleeves

I have spasticity and it can actually be painful sometimes

I can’t do startle stuff

I don’t consider Tiffany off limits

My family doesn’t have many non-posed photos from the 80's and 90's. film and developing weren’t cheap. We looked at the the damn camera

I don’t care about her veganism or PETA at all but I don’t like it when people make statements against others that are easily checked (it took me 10 seconds to find what I posted.)

I also appreciate Schmidt as a sexy Jew, instead of a dorky, unlucky at love type

I think I made it two episodes in with them dating.

I stopped when they got together

She gave a public interview 10 years ago stating that she was giving up uggs and she has a vegan shoe line

Ditto

I think he’s a Mark

In my experience education and non-profits are equally horrible and you don’t get paid well. More vacation though

My affliction