I get mall sweats. I love the outdoor malls if I need something.

I think the only reason I ever went into department stores was Clinique bonus time

I’m actually starting to want the department store experience more now that I’m heading into my mid-thirties. I’d like to be able to try different labels and hit up the makeup counter. Unfortunately for them I hate leaving the city for the burbs where they are located.

He can barely read, and I mean that literally

If she is confirmed I will be homeschooling or seeking a very good private school and abandoning my plans to return to the public education system.

In a way I blame McCain for ALL OF THIS.

Trump’s presidency is the ultimate libido killer anyway

I actually had a little difficulty getting planned parenthood to replace mine at 4.75 years. They told me that it could stay in for 2 more years and that they didn’t stock mirena. I had to ask several times, And spell it out for them that I was concerned about losing coverage which surprised me.

Lysistrata for a new era

No, I really, really disliked it

I hope all at the same time

I want the lipstick she is wearing

She has visibly aged a decade since November

Bannon and Conway are good examples of ugly on the inside leeching out

His appearance confuses me because he looks so ill yet he has thick, healthy looking hair

Pete Souza is amazing and I longingly look at his photos a little too often

Me too. I have had a crush on him since before I could drive and it pops up a little here and there. He’s just a big tree of a man (see also D’Onofrio,V) I also have loved Ben Affleck for just as long.

Wait, cookies are supposed to have multiple bites?!

Second pregnancies do tend to pop much faster because your uterus has already lost some of the elasticity.

I can’t think of Hillary Clinton without getting weepy. I probably can’t handle this book