Of course not. And if I told her she’d never believe it

Right?! At least they’ve done some work towards better mental health

Bingo

So if he got with Gwen Stefani would they both cease to exist?

My mother in law occasionally asks me why we don’t make our son do x,y,z like she did. Then she laments her crappy relationship with her kids. I’m waiting for her to connect the dots

I both agree with what she is saying and think that there are plenty of shitty things that mothers are traditionally more likely to say to fuck up their kids

I’m sure he’ll be back at Trump tower or Mir-a-lago by then.

And you get a two-fer with the Palin’s

After Kanye kissed Kim and North she had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen on a little girl and it made me cry. I know people love to talk about how screwed up the whole family is and how the kids are doomed, but there seems to be genuine love and affection in the family.

My gift to you.

I consider this one guilt-free

Sit next to me!

I’m in my thirties and too tired

Same

I love using truffle salt

I loooooove it

No, it doesn’t even register to me.

I wouldn’t watch just for the dong.

I wish I would have eloped

I’m interested in half-chubs