You can sit with me. I always used to flirt with bartenders for the sole purpose of extra olives.

I stay home and got lots of “omg I could never do that!” But I couldn’t afford $1800/month for daycare and $8/day for metro

I moved further south. Now I get LOTS of questions about everything, except work

He’s done it before I’m sure

It doesn’t stop at dating. I’m not sure why every asshole at the park needs to know my profession immediately

I think he’s the only fair haired man I ever found attractive

I would rather be cheated by uber than enter a DC cab again

They’d still be wrong! She’s all torso. I have the same height/body type. I’m calling myself statuesque now

Probably because you get to leave after and don’t have to answer a million questions about whatever bullshit you planted in their wee heads.

I’m a little distracted by their use of statuesque to describe Duff, who’s like 5 feet tall

Robin’s eggs also do some heavy lifting

Except that Trump wasn’t from an era of helicopter parents. None of the assholes in charge now were

Yep. Also men who can’t make their own decisions so they find a woman who will do it for them (the bonus is they always have someone to blame!)

Is heavy drinking considered an accomplishment?

My mom was similar. She still calls me cold all the time. We aren’t close

I usually lean in for a half-assed side hug. I wish I didn’t but it’s a reflex that comes from the idea that I can get it over with quickly. Then I feel like shit about it for an hour or two because I’m a grownup who can’t assert myself

I’ve noticed that my kid denies affection to those who are the thirstiest for it

Ewww

I’m actually comforted to see many people shared the unpleasant feelings I had.

It can be really surprising to see who sticks up for parenting choices.