I’m planning on taking Amtrak in the hopes it will be more sane

I may eat my words. I lived in DC metro during Obama’s inaugurations and didn’t go because it was such a clusterfuck.

we’re driving up. Can’t miss it

Who can name Hillary’s lipstick? I’m needing it

I remember hearing it 25ish years ago

I buy plugra/president/private selection euro style most of the year and Costco kerrygold during the “butter months” October-February

Drugs, related facial picking

Lateral move

Yeah that’s truly ridiculous advice.

Exactly. This is a private conversation and if you aren’t close enough to gain access to speak privately you don’t know enough about the situation to mouth off

I disagree with someone who was once held in a position of trust by a child using them to make a buck via tabloids.

Well, I have been with the same person for a decade (thick, thin, thicker) so it may be different with a new guy.

This was still when E! Did lots of fashion coverage. It was all over

Keep the same cast!

And also so dumb that we didn’t think of getting a dimmer bulb

When I lay on my back I feel like I’m going to be smothered by my own breasts. They go up rather than to the side

I could place that goddamn lightbulb under my tit and walk around without it falling.

It’s a feat of engineering when a bra returns my boobs to their former glory.

I’m lumpy, I bang with the lights on (or more accurately during the day while my kid is at preschool)

Honey? Is that you?