I’ve seen very few signs this year

I genuinely have no issue with these types of relationships and assume they are actually more functional than the average love-based relationship

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others

This is the least amount of signs I’ve seen in my life.

Swing, swing. I bet you are so bombarded with ads

Oh yeah. I fear the militia types who fear being tread on

I’ll be sending Paul Mitchell platinum shampoo

He’s an infant

Me too!

DJ Khaled is a corporate shill

Were you here during the Amanda Bynes years?

I didn’t catch on to the Battle of Hastings thing (my history degree is gathering dust) but it didn’t seem like a mean-spirited, rich guy brag

You’re supposed to immediately jump to outrage

At my postpartum visit/IUD insertion my doc said my cervix looked like I’d never given birth which I strangely took as a compliment

I non-ironically love it

I’ve unfollowed a few people who post these more than twice per week, though I give more leeway to Linda Belcher

It was a play on words. I’m not endorsing hobby lobby.

I’m not sober but I drink very rarely (pot smoker on the DL) and I have felt excluded before. I know a few people who constantly talk about it, as though that’s the only thing that gets them out of bed

Just like tacky knick knack craft store decor

Is your mom a member of the hobby lobby?