They pop up everywhere

White noise machines or tvs, podcasts, radios at night are super common though. I was a NICU baby who didn’t sleep with their parents and I still need a fan. I know maybe 2 people who don’t sleep with some form of white noise

I’ve always needed white noise like many, many people.

What wrong with needing white noise?

I was a top notch awesome parent before I had kids too.

That’s my kid too

And sometimes you get a combination. My kid is very secure, plays by himself, gets his own water, toys, clothes and sleeps in our bed for part of the night

I did too

There are also a lot of parents who sleep train and have to retrain every time they go on vacation, when the kid is sick, after daylight savings time etc.

Is that from Monticello?

My ped said the same. I’d probably look for a new one if they told me to lock my child in their room (but I had a family member injured in a fire as a child so I’m paranoid about stuff like that)

In my experience parents with colicky babies have sleep problems with them too

My brother and I were the same was, as is my son but I do worry he’ll be like this forever sometimes

It depends on what you’re comfortable with. We started cosleeping early and it’s never bothered us. We don’t even wake when he comes in which is around 5am these days.

I like the poem

I was going to explain what i meant but it’s too sad. I’m just going to get Taco Bell for dinner and watch Netflix

Supporting the Troops (labia)

I think women talk about sex more than men

Those guys usually have skinny dicks

I’m into this theory