Good point

I’ve said this before but I found a powder in Amazon called footsense that kills foot odor

It also hints at a lack of understanding the electoral college.

Damn! Cover blown

Yep, basically a rite of passage for those with drunk dads

I love that smell

I’m working on it too. It’s surprisingly difficult to overcome, especially considering how not sorry I am

His legs aren’t bad

Reduces the need for free birth control

Sexy! I ship it

My husband asked if I was dropping hints that I want a new purse. I just appreciate dual purpose washable bags

I’m a little more spendy. I have not one, but two trader joe’s $3 totes

I just moved deeper into the south and hate y’all and its cousin weeey’all (the drawn out “well”)

Same

Me too, because I like to pretend I’m still 18

2002 was weird as hell

Mine too.

I was a very tiny kid and boys started picking me up at an early age. One even dropped me in the school hallway. It’s contributed to lifelong anxiety around physical intimacy that I should really explore further with a therapist.

Exactly. For a child being screamed at by a drunk parent isn’t, and should be considered, “tame”

It’s a really hard line. I worked in Special Ed in a high poverty area and remember stressing over things like whether diaper that had clearly been on 12+ hours were neglect or lack of funds