Sorry, Chris. You ain't no Dr. Malcolm.

I may have threatened to set a coworker on fire once for bringing soy-rizo breakfast burritos once...

That comma is VITAL.

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

LOL @ the idea that all white parties (wedding or not) are a trend.

also witnessed leaving the scene.

I'm not surprised that Lorde weighed in on the topic. This sort of exhibitionism was frowned upon back when she was a teenager.

The fact that this family is deeply dysfunctional does not make it okay to use that kind of of biased language to describe their socioeconomic status, which isn't relevant to the situation anyway.

Alan Cumming is the real reason to see this show anyway.

There is a definitely a class/race factor that the hollaback video captured unwittingly. Most harassment I've experienced on the street has been from black and latino men. The creepy predatory stuff, including following in a car, that is the domain of white men. Harder to capture in a street video. Much scarier.

Reminds me one of my of pre-K kids from afterschool care. He's become a licker, which is better than when he was a biter. But NOTHING beats the time he paused in the middle of a zombie attack to wipe his nose on my pants. School got it on tape and everything.

I had a white guy haul off and punch me in the mouth when I was a senior in high school, and it turned into a full blown brawl. I'm 5'9" and built like a brick house, so I was able to hold my own, but it wouldn't have been much longer. Right up until we got sent to alternative school, not a single administrator…

Like I'm sad, but then I'm like....NOW JOHN CHO IS FREE TO GO BE OLIVIA POPE'S NEW BOYFRIEND! Or go and try to win the heart of the one and only Abigail Mills.

GOD, who wants to touch someone else's hair, let alone a stranger's?! Blah, fuck that.

Well that's fucking creepy.

I'm a white woman, and although I awknowlege this hair-touching phenomenon, I will never fucking understand it. Every time I hear these stories, I think, "Who the fuck does that?" (apparently lots of people). I don't get why anybody would touch anyone's hair unsolicted. I saw Dear White People earlier this week, and…

The anecdote of that dude touching your hair is truly disgusting. I am so sorry.

Oh, ffs. So she somehow "attracts" the weirdos. Ever think that you as "normal" white man are in the minority? Don't marginalize her experience by telling her something about her is attracting that kind of attention. What you are saying is the same as "well that shortskirt ATTRACTED that rapist so *shrug* it's on…

I never knew about the hair thing until I went to beauty school. I was one of a few white girls and all the black girls told me about people - men, women, young, old, whatever - touching their hair without asking or asking to touch it then being offended when they said no. I just. WTF. I was in shock - how can you…