It would probably just help sweat them out. Foolishness.

THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS NOT GOING TO KEEP YOUR EDGES LAID.

I would look for one, but I don't even know which issue the original obnoxious white guy appeared in because I am a fake geek girl.

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

Intentions are irrelevant when you're just trying to go about your day. I don't care if you're clueless or not. I just want to be left alone.

I will try to remember you and your dog and your t-shirt whenever I encounter a dog that seems aggressive or reactive.

Oh, the poor little guy! Thinking about him having to actually live in a cage makes me want to cry. Thank goodness you rescued him!

I have two chihuahua mixes and a terrier mix. We've reclaimed our bed from them. Two nights passed full of mournful howling and plaintive barking. Weeks later, they've come to accept that they aren't allowed on the bed. But the most Chihuahua (in looks and temperament) of our two mixes lies right by the gate…

People don't seem to realize that dogs have preferences when it comes to socialization, much like people. They think that if you train him like so, walk him this way, and introduce him to lots of other dogs, he'll be a happy denizen of the dog park in time. Truth is, some dogs, like some people, just aren't that…

This sounds just like my dog! Except she's a German Shepherd so people are a little less understanding and I can't really blame them. I want to wear a shirt when I walk her that says "this is actually a huge improvement".

Chihuahuas always seem to have a complex. Little Dog Syndrome. They think they are the biggest and baddest dogs on the block. They actually bite more people than pit bulls but can't do as much damage. Good on you for taking him in and working with him so patiently. Here's to his continued progress!

My small cat came from an identical situation - rescued from a hoarder, never been out of a cage before, etc. The first two days in my house, she hid under the fridge (not kidding, she is very wee). A year later, and she's still wary of other people, especially tall or loud ones, but she is so loving and sweet with me…

Kudos to you and your pup. I also have a rescue dog who has made great strides since we've had her, but still has issues. She still dislikes other dogs, but is starting to warm up to kids, which is a great improvement for her. Also, she's stopped peeing on the floor anytime she meets a new person, so that's a plus!…

Poor Payton.

I actually know a lot of deeply religious people who support reproductive rights and struggle with reconciling their faith and their political/social beliefs. I think they are absolutely capable of intelligent discourse and have witnessed it many times.

Perfect pooposals are not all they're cracked up to be.

Misophonia sufferers, unite! (Quietly.)

Did you get all of that out of your system?

I also didn't take the SATs. Nobody at school ever even mentioned college to me until my senior year and I didn't know about things like student loans, financial aid and community college. My counselor only cared about my absences. It took a lot of time with some big breaks in between, but I earned my BA a couple of…

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