I was not known for my tact as a child.

That. That was the line/description that KILLED me.

I did a google search and came across a couple of tweets about the hoodie and then I found a website for LaJethro. I emailed him directly to ask about the status of the hoodies and he wrote me back to say that he’s working on producing more “sometime next month”.

Can we discuss the “Hogwarts School of Baduizm” hoodie that I just wrote a stranger on the internet about to see if he would take my money?

I LOVE The Real. At first I was skeptical too but this has been a tough year for me and there is something so comforting about The Real. It is my favourite thing about a sick day or a day off.

Normally I don’t pay attention to anyone at all in the gym. I’m not really into sweat. But the other week I saw my work crush at the gym and I totally had a rush of, “Oh! So this is what people are talking about,” and I ran so hard on my treadmill.

I’m a bit confused about this as Braxton Family Values is pretty much a weekly Toni (and Tamar!) Braxton biopic.

Meanwhile I have a full-time job and am in school full-time and I had to use my lunch hour today to hand in a hardcopy of my final paper for one class because the professor does not take anything electronically (this is on top of the in-class final that was an essay last Thursday).

Full disclosure: I was only able to attend Tisch for one year because I was given VERY little financial aid and my single mother refused to take out a larger loan for me (because I had two younger siblings).

My Mother: The true problem with your face is its eerie symmetry and your beady little eyes.

That’s so helpful.

Thanks!

I live in NY State and I am not a driver. I have a NYC non-driver’s ID and I’m wondering if there’s an enhanced non-driver ID or if I have to start carrying my passport around with me to get to the two conferences I have in Tampa this fall.

Oh, I could 100% see it.

I am sitting at my desk at work, eating Pepperidge Farm Sausalito cookies straight from the package, and debating between ordering San Loco or Vietnamese food via Seamless.

It’s okay. I was coming here to make the same exact joke.

This is really beautiful. Thank you.

Full disclosure: I am mainly checking the comments to make sure that nothing I’ve sent ends up here.

Me too!

Right?