My wife and I LOVE Candy Crush and I often marvel at our different approaches to the game.

She looks just like my lady!

I get hickeys really easily.

I went to the website because I usually have embarrassing/uncomfortable experiences (which is probably about my insecurities rather than anyone else) with bra-fittings/in person bra purchases.

Discovering the demi-cup has made all of the difference for me and my small ladies.

I am sure that this will either not happen or that it will happen and it will be vaguely disappointing in the way that RENT (the movie) was but all of the parts of me that are deeply into Willow Rosenberg TOTALLY want to see Willow Rosenberg lezzing it up with as many people (or tricky half woman/half snake demons…

Don't apologize. It had to be done.

I just had to watch the videos of the dog learning to walk AND the men dancing to the Spice Girls to cheer me up.

Oh no! Is this true? This is HEARTBREAKING!

Good list.

My mother had the three of us and spaced us two years apart. I am the oldest and I don't remember either of my siblings being the stroller for very long. I do remember my mother being very impatient with strollers.

I've seen good examples of monogamy; I've seen good examples of partnered non-monogamy; I've seen good examples of unpartnered non-monogamy; I've seen good examples of polyamory; and I've seen bad examples of them all.

I agree.

And then I asked myself, "Self, would this be as upsetting to you if the line read, 'Black girl got an ass'?"

And then I got all turned around about where the question mark should go.

Oh crap. I got signed in as my IRL self.

My chihuahua has a similar tactic. He is usually eleventy-billion percent up for being held and receiving affection, but he can sense when I want to pick him up for a bath. So The Better PuckFinn Half and I have to double team him, I run the bath (deep kitchen sink) and she picks him up.

"8 is enough" is now my new, "I do not yield the floor."

Yeah. It's gentler on my stomach when I'm sick than orange juice (which I am also nutty for).

You will pry my coloured sugar water from my cold, dead (diabetic) hands.

I'm sorry that you can relate to some of these experiences. Thank you for sharing.