In my family we make up curse words. My mother and grandmother always said, "sugarfoot" when they were upset about something that happened. It took me years to figure out that they were using it in the place of "son of a bitch."

I doubt I'd vote for her, but rad for her.

Yes!

I do wonder if one of the reasons that The Doctor is always male, white, and seemingly hetero is because this sort of body/sexuality is assumed to be the norm on earth. So wherever The Doctor goes The Doctor's presence is generally taken for granted/accepted as not out of the ordinary and the authority/privilege The…

I just got my first tattoo (at uhm... 30 something) on Friday and though I did watch Ink Master (that Dave Navarro is so pretty) I mostly got it because after mulling it over for nearly a decade I decided it was time.

I am looking forward to more commercials (and greater visibility) so when m'lady and I have the kid (next year? Dear lord that's coming up fast!) it will be able to see images* of itself (and our family) in the media.

What a deceptive con.

I am both lactose intolerant and gay.

Whenever my wife falls I say, "My woman is down!"

I call my wife Bighead (or just Head) and she calls me Pinny (short for Pinhead).

I would lurk that forum so hard.

Oh no! No Pride! That's like running out of Night Cheese.

She can kick ass but can she take names?

I've no Magic Wand experience as only the Wonder Rocket has managed to blast me off (I'm sooooo sorry). But that said, if my Rocket is out of batteries and I have to resort to something else it takes too long for it to be of any use to me (even as stress relief/release).

I believe Ouiser Boudreaux said it best, "The sooner my body gives out the better I'll be." Not that I want my body to give out, but if that is the inevitable result of my love of Shake Shack and a nice cold martini (or three), so be it.

I mean, everybody knows: mesh is my "get me pregnant" colour.

I wear red all of the time. I think of it as my signature colour.

Only my family refers to Ms. Page as my "friend."

You had me at Swinton.

Even if you were paying for my birth control it's still cheaper than what I'm paying for your rabid idiocy.