Please, please tell me you do this wearing a pink tutu and wings and a wand while skipping and twirling and pushing your cart.

When I was a grad student living on $8K a year, and I found a coupon for $2 off toilet paper on the ground in front of the toilet paper. It made my day, and left me enough money to buy a block of cheese that was not in the budget.

It is my true hope that a coupon for canned soup or whatever will bring other people the…

When I can’t use a coupon I brought to the store, I tuck it into the shelf in case someone else comes by who can use it. I call myself the Coupon Fairy.

I like to think I’d do the same thing with hundred-dollar bills, but let’s be real. Someone else would be doing my grocery shopping.

I’d tell you what I’d be moving up from the store brand mustard.

This video just reminds me of a few things.

Pshaw, there are so few RVs in Florida that’s a ridiculous scenario...

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Fucking globalization. Back in my day you could feast on fresh local tuna hunted at the nearby cove. Now a shark has to go to a big box retailer for canned tuna caught near china. #huntlocal

Someone was like totally in the mood for a little shopping cartilage

NUMBER 7 WILL ABSOLUTELY SHOCK YOU

It’s really simple when you consider the habitat in which it was found. Walmart parking lots are a unique ecological niche commonly inhabited by the American Redneck. An observed behavior of the Redneck is tossing random shit into their preferred conveyance, the pickup. There are, by my estimate, at least dozens of…

I’m willing to wager good money that this will not be in the top 20 bizarre things that happen in Walmart parking lots in Florida in 2018.

That’s what a shark gets for not unionizing.

That’s on the guy cutting in, not the cop. It’s the consequence of Linkin Park douchebag’s actions.

at first I’d be like “why the f are we stopping?”, and then, when I got up to see him pulled over, I’d smile and realize the delay was worth it.

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correct way to merge, but dont cut a long line of cars to do it. That exit ramp had a line already formed way back at the start of the video. He skipped the entire line because “mr important was running late”

Thank you for highlighting the real lesson here: WORK THE BODY. Leaves no marks, and you’re less likely to hurt your hand if you hit ribs or kidneys instead of jaws. This is basic stuff, people.

Another “Who Wore It Best?: Yellow Sponsor Edition” fight.