I’ve heard the GOP’s with NAMBLA, I mean people are talking about it.

Typical libtard. Researching a piece and providing links from reasonable writers as evidence when making points counter to a breitbart article. Still haven’t provided any evidence that jet fuel can melt steel, so I’m undecided on who to vote for. Try harder; you’re at deadspin now. Its bigly.

I like to think Andy Breitbart leaving this earth was less a death and more like a product recall.

Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:

We’re gonna get new factories, new roads, and new schools. And Ohio is gonna pay for it!

Yeah but OJ isn't up for parole until 2017.

First thing I thought when I saw it too.

It looks like he’s cosplaying Fat Elvis in that pic...

One of my very favorite parts of the piece, though, is when Breitbart throws out a casual mention of Donald Trump’s policy chops:

That’s stupid. Why promise schools and factories? That means studying or work.

Drumpf offered policy specifics for the inner cities: he called for a revitalized Motor City, with “factories everywhere” and “new roads and bridges” as well as “new schools—especially schools.”

I did a double-take when I saw they let him keep the win, TBH. That’s nuts. Then again, a lot of their penalties get released during the week, so who knows if there’ll be a fine or something else after the fact.

Honestly wasn’t that bad of a last stand if you ask me.

‘Twas horseshit. I’ve been around stock car racing all of my 31 years and that is the single most shameful race ending I have ever witnessed. Nemechek should be parked for embarrassing everyone associated with the race and taking away a good ending from everyone who watched it.

Step 1: Connect to the car in question.

I feel like his other segments are so bad that his horrendous interviewing skills go largely unnoticed. Actually, he doesn’t even interview at all. He bootlicks.

I have an idea for a segment.

There’s an easy way to avoid not reading it. You simply don’t read it. Don’t know if you’re smart enough to to figure that out so I’ll put it in bullet form.

“They laughed at me for my obsession with pie and trivia....but it was my life’s calling. My pursuit.” - Herbert Trivial