Bass? Dropped.

The woofer box just popping out the back is the best part of this.

Old person or terrorist.

This was my friend and I’s prediction after the season finale. He “struggled” a lot during the season (at least by his own standards) and won less than half as many races as Tomac. So he seemed to be in the same place that Villipoto was, where he just didn’t quite have the drive he once did. To me he has nothing left…

It’s impressive how frequently the riders end up walking away from situations like this without injury.

If you asked me to come up with a worse design I’m not sure I could.

Smell...like the last throes of a dying empire.

That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

don’t they normally just ship them out to 3rd world countries and have children strip them down to their components?

It looks like it hit some Chrysler 200s, that could cause tens of dollars worth of damage.

And then someone will get tired of all the time it takes, and create a macro that does it all based on RPMs and speed.

I was going to say Miatas and STIs.

Old ones cost as much as new ones, so does this really count?

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

If you’re done within 7 seconds, or even the 8.5 of an auto, please extend my condolences to your partner.

You call it tiny and cute, but the BMW 228i weighs 3,300 pounds. The Toyota 86 weighs 2,700 pounds. On paper the 228i actually has a slightly worse power-to-weight ratio than the 86/BRZ/FR-S.

Curbs are even worse for motorcycle riders

Honestly, the old bikes suck. Go ride any modern bike, and you’ll never want to ride one of these old oil cooled gixxers again. ;)

As a motorcyclist, I have to make quick judgments on drivers to potentially save my life.

Unnecessary braking. omyfuckingod.