"Don't TAUCHME MUTHERFAHKUR" is still my favorite line in the whole movie, and it's clear the RT crew love it too as Mike audibly cracks up.

You say that, but MLBAM is also associated with WWE Network…and that's been a large mess at times. The streaming quality should be much better than it is…and come on, MLB streams far more stuff with far more people watching. Why is the Network still be unstable during live PPVs?

That is exactly what I thought the founders of Ben & Jerry would look like. Good to know they're not remotely trying to hide this. They seem like cool, chill people. It might just be the weed.

No, actually…some of us would rather there be way, way less military fetishism in the U.S. I honestly feel the military and veterans get way too much credit/focus in this country, to the point it feels like you are being punished if you don't subscribe to the idiotic fanaticism.

It was a few months back I had to go to a special dentist to get a tooth extracted. I don't have cable and I can't get any real OTA reception, so I don't watch daytime TV, thankfully. Hot Bench comes on in the waiting area and I'm just baffled that someone made another court show. And then I see that Judge Judy is…

Demolition Man is one of my favorite guilty pleasure action movies, because it's completely ridiculous…yet sort of TRIES to have a message. The message is pretty inane, but hey, it's a message. And I like how the opening sequence happens in 1996. The far-ahead future where cryogenic tech has been perfected, yes, in…

Other high/lowlights from the Dungeon: Hogan waking up in their lair only to scream about how water isn't hot, Hogan taking out the whole stable by himself one time and the infamous Doomsday Cage Match, in which Hogan and Savage manage to beat up like 12 people, the fans can't see a damn thing and no one knows the…

Yawn. Grimdark is the worst.

I want a series based entirely on Penny and that random Japanese (?) girl she met up with in one episode to foil Dr. Claw and his totally not-racist Japanese counterpart. Because that episode was something special.

Is traditional animation seriously that dead? Hasn't the absolute trainwrecks of, I don't know, 90 percent of CGI-made animated shows/features shown that you should not automatically make something CG if you have no budget? Just look (or don't!) at Foodfight! or that recent Oz movie…or most animated kids' shows these…

So I had been speaking with a random person via OKC that lives here in town. Just trading random messages, nothing serious. We agree to meet for a short, casual situation…because why not? If you live in the same place, might as well get to know each other in person, right?

My favorite Disqus-related thing this past week was when they sent me an e-mail asking to participate in a survey.

Honestly, WWE has done more damage to the word "wrestling" than their absolutely pathetic attempt to hide wrestling from the product. So new viewers are going to want to watch awful skits instead? Really? Let people watch cool people do amazing athletic stunts! Maybe you'll draw a bigger audience! Nope, wrestling's…

It's funny, because I have a good anti-WWE rant inside of me, but I just can't type it out. I think I've just been beaten down by how absolutely clueless this company is. I don't understand why they continue to push Reigns. I don't know why broken-down people from the Attitude Era (Kane, Show) are not only STILL…

You say that about Ice Cream Bunny, but I've still never been able to fully sit through Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. MST/CT/RT have made funny versions of the movie, but the actual movie…holy crap. It's just…anti-joy made by people who have no goddamn idea how children work at all. Just scary nightmare fuel all…

I like to blame Mike Nelson for this, since both Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy are apparently pretty left on the political scale, and Nelson is the exact opposite. (He's also the most bitter and least funny of the three on Twitter.) Does Bridget still teach Bible study?

It's been noted that the Ice Cream Bunny riff will feature the alternative version that swaps the dire Thumblina short for an apparently even more dire version of Jack and the Beanstalk. So that might be worth it, since the middle portion of that movie was just true pain.

Can I donate for them to never play that opening riff in front of their current VODs ever again? I even sort of like Jonathan Coulton, but the segment is much, much too long and for some reason a song about JOKES! PROFESSIONAL JOKES! over something as benign as bad movies…is well, it doesn't really fit what made MST3K…

The VODs are more in the spirit of MST3K, personally. I just don't get excited about them riffing blockbusters. I'm never actually watching Twilight or any of the Transformers movies, so I can't say I'm interested in commentary for them.

Eh, I'd rather see jobber squashes than the current awful situation where the same people have to fight each other 25 times in a month…and then they expect the fans to care that they fight each other again on the "pay-per-view". No one matters at all except for the main event people, and the crowd doesn't really care…