my boyfriend is a dreamer and we are scared every single day. he’s scared to go to the doctor in case they call ice, he’s scared to get a speeding ticket in case he's arrested and sent to ice, he’s scared my parents are going to find out and call ice on his family. this is such bullshit and it feels so helpless.

Kill yourself.

Murder him? That’s all well and good, totally understandable. Cut his dick off? WELL NOW YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR, MISSY! Get the fuck out of here.

Finally. I’ve been absolutely dying to get David Stern’s take on this.

Counterpoint — he could have changed a man’s life by giving him 10% of his $1.3 million winnings, which is not only custom but the moral, generous and decent thing to do. He could have done the right thing and still pocketed over $1.1 million for winning a fucking golf tournament.

First he was a replacement caddy

He’s destined to be either a mass shooter or a Supreme Court Justice.

Not only that, he’s going to be famous for being a dickhead. If he wasn’t already marginalized, he’s headed for the edges at warp speed now. I hope he has someone in his life who can help him find a better road to travel.

remind us again when white folks were denied, oh, i dunno, anything, because of the color of their skin?

but what?

If the car is genuinely in good shape why not just list the miles and price it accordingly?

I think this this drive represents less that they suddenly got hot, and more the type of offense the Patriots would have gone to if they had wound up in a shootout. The Patriots played conservative all night up until this drive.

shut the fuck up and die tomato. 

Massachusetts was the only state in the union where all counties went for the person who wasn’t explicitly courting the racist vote in the most recent presidential election.

I also agree that the real the problem is reporting what our racist president says and not the fact that the president is a fucking racist.

PICTURED: Jared Stillman, fashion critic

He’s not going to get anything more than what the Senate passed, anyway. If the Dems want to use “border security” as a rhetorical device, I do not care. This isn’t a compromise; this is Trump losing while the Dem House and some Senate Republicans appear look “reasonable” in all of this.

You might take a second look at your ageist implicit bias.

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